So in DAII since if Hawke doesn’t end up with Fenris or Isabella, those two just decide ‘Fuck it’ and get it on on the side. Apparently a great deal of the fandom has their knickers in a twist over this. Oh ship wars. Well, I come bearing a gift of peace to placate the fandom rage, or perhaps simply opening a new front to these shenanigans. Whatever the case, I give you my OT4, full of piracy, swagger, brooding stoicism, tight black armour, and Gideon Emery making voice porn.
Also fuck Fenris’ tattoo things. Fuck them. You will take your poorly scribbled swirlies and you will like them. Seriously this whole thing took me like an hour to shit out.
Yo ho yo ho, a pirate’s life me~